You’re playing a character literally called The Thief, so you shouldn’t be expecting anything other than straight five-finger discounts. What you do get is a handful of neighbourhoods full of unsuspecting citizens and their precious valuables. There aren’t huge open-worlds to a steal en masse in the vein of the Grand Theft Auto series, either.

There’s no deep storyline full of double-crosses and elaborate heists, so don’t expect the kind of narrative tour de force you get with the Uncharted games.

A few ‘missions’ in, and it soon becomes clear that Thief Simulator does exactly what it says on the tin.

So when a game as cryptically titled as Thief Simulator sneaks its way onto Switch, it’s already in a good position to steal our attention (and our wallets) from the get go. From countless questlines for the Thieves Guild in The Elder Scrolls to the procedural heists of The Swindle, few things get your blood pumping in equal parts fear and elation quite like scoping a joint, filling your swag bag and legging it before the fuzz turn up. Thief Simulator Free Download Unfitgirl As illegal as it is in real-life, there’s something oddly satisfying about larceny in the digital world.

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